There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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