Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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