Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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