we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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