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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.

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(541): View more from Oregon

woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me

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(702): View more from Nevada

Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.

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(209): View more from California

I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.

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