I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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