Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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