no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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