How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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