The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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