I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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