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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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