Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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