oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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