she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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