I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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