Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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