Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
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