is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize