My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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