is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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