I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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