The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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