what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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