...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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