ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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