They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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