I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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