Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
it glows. i had to have it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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