I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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