Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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