their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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