I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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