so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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