You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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