I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm passing your future prison.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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