Everything about him screamed your future.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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