I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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