it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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