Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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