She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm really busy with my period
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