What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I need water and some morals
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