just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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