I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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