My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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