i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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