So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
how do you play pong handcuffed?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize