Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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