At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Fuck appropriateness.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i came on her dog
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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