her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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