the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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